Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.
I would love to try action films.
I love working with Alec Baldwin. He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live.
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds.
There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days.
I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible.
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold.
My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge.
Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.
If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched.
Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening.
Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.
And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
That's a gift God's given us: the ability to work together in collaborations.
No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets.
