Middle age is when your old classmates are...... Quote by "Bennett Cerf"

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
— Bennett Cerf

Tags: witty, birthdays-and-age

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
— Bennett Cerf

For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
— Bennett Cerf

Tags: laugh, world, me, beautiful

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
— Bennett Cerf

Tags: manners, eating, you, good

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
— Bennett Cerf

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
— Bennett Cerf

Tags: bald, your, classmates, age, you