CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
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A real job is a job you hate.
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