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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
— Captain Beefheart
Tags: rich, go, house, you

Other Quotes by "Captain Beefheart"

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.
— Captain Beefheart
Tags: well, say, like, me
That Sid Vicious was obviously a schizophrenic, kind of a mean one too.
— Captain Beefheart
Tags: obviously, too, kind, mean
I needed to purge myself of all the attention my parents had given me - I wasn't neglected enough as a child.
— Captain Beefheart
Tags: attention, parents, me, myself
I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.
— Captain Beefheart
Tags: other, than, trees, animals
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
— Captain Beefheart
Tags: stand-up, think, smart, funny
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