Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.

Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

I'd much rather wear out than rust out.

Now, I know you expected me to say that, well, I just kick back in the rocking chair, fished a little bit, listened to Willie Nelson tapes and watched old baseball games on the Classic Sports network. And, tell you the truth, I have done that for maybe about five total minutes.