Golf and sex: Two things you can really enjoy without being that good at them.
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
Our team was surprisingly consistent this year. We closed with a seven-seven record. We lost seven at home, and seven on the road.
All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.
I want you all to line up in alphabetical order, according to your size.
Slumps in life are like soft beds. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
They X-rayed my head and found nothing.
Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?
When I see joggers go by, I shout, "Jim Fixx is dead. Fats Domino lives!"
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Counting both times I cheated this week, I won at solitaire twice.
You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.
As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score, I'm the loser.
He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.
My best score is 103, but I've only been playing for fifteen years.
It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health, and a low score makes me feel better.
I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
