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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right
Tags: ninja, humor

Other Quotes by "Darynda Jones"

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right
Tags: faith, belief, appearances
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
— Darynda Jones Third Grave Dead Ahead
Tags: marriage, humor
My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right
Tags: humor, charley-davidson
Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.
— Darynda Jones Second Grave on the Left
Tags: humour, humor
You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.
— Darynda Jones First Grave on the Right
Tags: mornings, humor
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