Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way.
The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.
Malta is a sod of a place.
I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
Happy people are those who use a lower threshold in order to label an event positive.
