It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
