The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.