Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.
Neighbours complaining about someoneβs dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadnβt been much left of the old girl worth eating.