He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.
She is such a health food nut, she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.
Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.
He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.
She claims she just turned thirty, but it must have been a U-turn!
