Artemis felt like he was six again and...... Quote by "Eoin Colfer"

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
— Eoin Colfer The Time Paradox

Tags: humor

It's always darkest before dawn
— Eoin Colfer

Tags: hope, wisdom, life, inspirational

"Artemis Fowl will never be secondary" "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?"
— Eoin Colfer

I am swimming with sharks and I am prepared to become one of them.
— Eoin Colfer

Tags: books

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
— Eoin Colfer

Tags: books

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
— Eoin Colfer The Time Paradox