I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

Players now have a groin injury for months and months, and I often think they don't really give a toss whether they're playing or not because they're getting paid anyway.

I noticed that when I touched the ball on the field, you could hear this shrill noise in the crowd with all the birds screaming like at a Beatles concert.

They'll forget all the rubbish when I've gone, and they'll remember the football. If only one person thinks I'm the best player in the world, that's good enough for me.

There are good players, there are great players, and there are those few at the pinnacle - the Peles, Cruyffs and Maradonas.