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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
— Jay Leno
Tags: wise-men, men, wise, washington, religion, politics, nativity, corruption, christmas, christianity

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
— Jay Leno
Tags: ugly, people, business, politics
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
— Jay Leno
Tags: together, you, today, hope
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
— Jay Leno
Tags: something, important, me, today
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
— Jay Leno
Tags: serious, hands, new, day
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
— Jay Leno
Tags: out, idiot, medicine, new
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