Quotes Tagged "idiot"

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.

Foolishness sleeps soundly, while knowledge turns with each thinking hour, longing for the dawn of answers.

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.

Will it take the death of me to finally learn that the things that I describe as success may very well be the death of me?

Beliefs are a powerful thing. I often travel the world and sometimes the local waitresses attending me are nervous if they can’t speak English. Now, when this happens, I point at the pictures in the menu. However, I’ve noticed that the ones with the strongest beliefs, the most nervous ones, still do a mistake in my order. Another interesting things to notice in these situations is that, when I correct them, by pointing again at what I ordered before, they recognize their mistake, but get angry, as if their mistake was my fault, and that’s called irresponsibility. Now, when you combine irresponsibility with the wrong beliefs, you have a a very dumb person. That’s what stupidity is, it’s a human being doing the wrong things with the wrong beliefs and never ever accepting any responsibility for it. That’s how those with the lowest spiritual conscience behave in general with themselves and others.

Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I had a Taco Bell audition where I had to wear a huge sombrero and walk around like an idiot. I got call-backs for the movie 'Twister,' did small independent stuff that I won't name. But it led to all my breakthrough moments on 'Entourage.'

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!