I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
