If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
