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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Tags: i-am, wife, family, good

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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Tags: first-step, pride, step, people
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
— Jeff Foxworthy
Tags: someone, ugly, people, you
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Tags: ring, phone, great, you
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Tags: happy, school, people, you
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