Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of...... Quote by "Mark Twain"

Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.
— Mark Twain On Religion

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
— Mark Twain

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
— Mark Twain

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
— Mark Twain

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
— Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
— Mark Twain