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Mike Pence is the kind of guy that brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, 'Mmm.'
— Michelle Wolf
Tags: guy, teeth, orange, juice

Other Quotes by "Michelle Wolf"

I'm very quiet off stage. I think I'm a pretty boring person. I'm not super talkative; I spend a lot of my time running and zoning out. I spend so much time trying to write jokes and 'be on,' so when I'm finally off stage, I just want to sit.
— Michelle Wolf
Tags: person, boring, think, time
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst trade-off in my mind.
— Michelle Wolf
Tags: someone, go, mind, night
Writing for late night is really good for learning how to write when you don't want to write. You have to produce every day. It's also very good for refining the difference between your point of view and the host's.
— Michelle Wolf
Tags: night, you, learning, good
We cannot forget about Rachel Maddow. She is the Peter Pan of MSNBC. But instead of never growing up, she never gets to the point.
— Michelle Wolf
Tags: she, growing-up, forget, never
I'm a standard overachiever.
— Michelle Wolf
Tags: standard
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