Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
