Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.