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You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
— Norman Wisdom
Tags: cigarette, know, true, dog, you

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I do play drums when I'm on tour.
— Norman Wisdom
Tags: drums, tour, play
I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people.
— Norman Wisdom
Tags: most, comedy, believe, people
My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.
— Norman Wisdom
Tags: brother, food, time, money
My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
— Norman Wisdom
Tags: only, always, hair, shoes
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
— Norman Wisdom
Tags: lucky, hard, you, work
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