I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.