I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
I'm really a pacifist.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
