It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
I'll wager that in ten years it will be fashionable again to be a virgin.
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
