In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.