I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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