My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don't really look outside for stories.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late.
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
