There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late.
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
