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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
— Spike Milligan
Tags: how, army, long, funny

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Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
— Spike Milligan
Tags: money, friend
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty.'
— Spike Milligan
Tags: war, alone, beauty, life
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
— Spike Milligan
Tags: electricity, wait, light, god
My parents always threw everything out, gave everything away. I'm surprised they never threw me away. That's why I've always kept my children's things. My parents had no feelings for belongings.
— Spike Milligan
Tags: never, parents, children, me
Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.
— Spike Milligan
Tags: i-think, stop, think, thankful
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