Quotes Tagged "bartender"

Dear wanderer, come in and let the weight of the world’s straps slide from the downcast face of your unhappy shoulders, because the universe is a bartender and life is a perpetual party where all the drunken birds join with songs to sing the anthem of your beautiful existence.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender.

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender.