My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.