It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
My heart is as pure as the driven slush.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.
