Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
