Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
