I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.
I do not know much about politics, but I am trying to do the best I can with this administration until the time shall come for me to turn it over to somebody else.
I am president now, and tired of being kicked around.
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government.
I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals, that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.