If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
I do not know much about politics, but I am trying to do the best I can with this administration until the time shall come for me to turn it over to somebody else.
I am president now, and tired of being kicked around.
We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government.
I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals, that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.
I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.
