Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.