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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: doing, internet, people, work

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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: money, you, politics, good
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: think, day, long, time
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: hilarious, me, funny
Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: up, lines, making, hard
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
— Zach Galifianakis
Tags: never, long, time, money
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