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Quotes by "Tom Wilson"

Your medical tests are in. You're short, fat, and bald.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: health
What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: credit, things, country, experience
A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!
— Tom Wilson
Tags: range, price, everyone, smile
If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: future, time, great, you
If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: said, more, time, me
There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: our, present, past, future
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: road, life
I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: rat, once, race, lose, mind
The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
— Tom Wilson
Tags: terrible-thing, waist, thing, terrible, mind
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