A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.
What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.
I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would be to be that man. He was surrounded by pretty girls, he obviously got more money than anyone else, and everyone loved him.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
