I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would be to be that man. He was surrounded by pretty girls, he obviously got more money than anyone else, and everyone loved him.
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?
What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
