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The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.
— Benny Hill
Tags: dinner, game, mistake, you

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I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.
— Benny Hill
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A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?
— Benny Hill
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What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.
— Benny Hill
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I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would be to be that man. He was surrounded by pretty girls, he obviously got more money than anyone else, and everyone loved him.
— Benny Hill
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
— Benny Hill
Tags: upright, grand, like
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