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There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER.
— Bill Murray
Tags: sometimes, restaurant, time, you

Other Quotes by "Bill Murray"

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood!
— Bill Murray
Tags: inspirational-quotes, humor, funny
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
— Bill Murray
Tags: get, like, sometimes, tired
I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a Christmas party. But let's just say I put a lot of Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.
— Bill Murray
Tags: say, want, house, good
When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don't like to have a situation placed over my head.
— Bill Murray
Tags: situation, phone, chance, job
I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.
— Bill Murray
Tags: realized, more, fun, better
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