If I've learned one thing in life, it's: Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

I have a great affinity for senior citizens.

I thought of Second City as just the greatest therapeutic job anybody could ever dream of having.

I worked at a nursing home though high school... There's a lost appreciation for a generation that has so much to tell us when we're so full of self-help books and doctors on TV.

I'm from an Irish Catholic family.