I couldn't pass a senior high school math test right now, but I could probably teach intellectual property and trademark law at Harvard.
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I'd like to manage someone, a young talent that maybe doesn't have the mic skills.
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There are very few voices that can speak with any kind of authority or credibility on what happened back during the time when WCW and WWF were going head to head, and I think the audience is interested in that period of time, clearly. And like I said, nobody could speak to it quite the way I could.
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I brought Muhammad Ali to North Korea in 1995. I tried that once. It didn't work out quite that well for me as it did for Dennis Rodman, but I brought Muhammad Ali to Pyongyang, North Korea, as part of a big wrestling event called the World Peace Festival. It was a two-day event that drew over 350,000 people.
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WWE had years to develop and train their staff. WWE makes sure the production team got exactly what Vince McMahon was looking for and how he wanted it.
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Clearly there's value in Twitter and Facebook; otherwise, none of us would be involved in it.
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