Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Sex is a two-way treat.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
