You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Sex is a two-way treat.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
